Men, huh? They wear clothes. And occasionally accessories. Here are some examples of what men could wear if they were like, TOTALLY HOT! And near the Christmas Steps. With cash. Between the hours of 11am and 6pm. Monday to Saturday. Well, best make that 11
ish. Cus, we have this cat and she has emotional problems, so sometimes we're late. It's sad, 'cus she was rescued, you know? Can't really think about, else I tear up, oh god! Tearing up - here's some men's clothes wot you could buy at SHOP this week:
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This shirt may look 'average' but those three little men over the pocket are FISHING! |
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Classic dad-classic |
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Cosy! |
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Cosy AND patterned |
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Some crazy dude/ette thought of the idea of ties with blunt ends and the world has not been the same since. IN A GOOD WAY! |
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Crosy (it's a new thing - cosy and crusty in one go) |
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When you hear the words BRACE BRACE - adopt the brace position. |
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This will be empty once you visit SHOP, right? Right?! |
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Channel Fred Perry in this ... erm, Slazenger polo shirt, hmmmm.... |
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Man-Urp! |
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Best tux jacket, like EVA. |
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Steptoe-chic |
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Damn, used the caption already (see above) |
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Become an amateur magician by magically donning this waistcoat! |
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*add caption* |